ingliss? This is the letter written by a lady, the program Luis del Olmo, for the live read:
"Since the badges are called pins, gay fags, lunches cold foods, and deals casting film, this country is not the same, it is now much more modern muchi-simo.
Formerly
children read comic books rather than comics, students thought they were sticking posters posters, entrepreneurs doing business rather than business, and workers, so ordinary they, they took the lunch at noon instead of tupper-ware.
I, at school, I did aerobics several times, but, silly me, thought I was doing gymnastics. No one is really modern if not every day a thousand words said in English. Things in another language, we sound much better.
is clearly not the same as saying that streaky bacon, even if they have the same fat, or lobby hall, inconvenience or handicap ...
From this point of view, the English are very modern. We no longer say cake, but plum-cake, or have feelings, but fellings, and of course we implement something, now we implement everything.
We took tickets, buy compacs, eat sandwiches, go to the pub, practice abseiling and rafting, camping instead of camping we do and when they come the cold, we clean the snot with Kleenex.
These changes have influenced our language and customs have greatly improved our appearance. Women do not wear stockings but no panties and men used underwear, but slips, and after shave after shave are cast, which lets face much cooler than the tonic.
The modern English no longer runs, because running is for sissies, but jogs, does not study, but it masters and never get parking but they always find a parking.
The market now is the marketing, the self, the self-service; the ranks, the ranking and the representative, the manager. Important are VIPs, walkman headphones, the stalls stand, executives yuppies, baby-sitters babysitters, nannies and even when the modern speaker is also a posh unredeemed.
In the office, the boss is always in meetings or brain storms, often with the public-relations, while the assistant sends mailings and organizing trainings, then go to the gym to gym-jazz, and meet all de la jet, que vienen de hacerse liftings, y con alguna top-model amante del yoghurt light y el body-fitness.
El arcaico aperitivo ha dado paso a los cocktails, donde se jartan a bitter y a roast-beef que, aunque parezca lo mismo, engorda mucho menos que la carne.
Ustedes, sin ir más lejos trabajan en un magazine, no en un programa.
En la tele, cuando el presentador dice varias veces la palabra O.K. y baila como un trompo por el escenario la cosa se llama show, bien distinto, como saben ustedes, del anticuado espectáculo; si el show es heavy es que contiene carnaza y si es reality parece el difunto diario El Caso, pero en moderno.
Entre medias, por supuesto, ya no ponen anuncios, sino spots, apart from being better, allow you to zap.
These things enrich lot.
To be rich at all, and take away the complex Third we had in the past, we can only say the only American-accented English word that has been exported to the world: the word "nap."
I hope you liked it ... I read it before he knew of no stress or is it was up to the hilt. Greetings
