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that I have received a mail from a friend, read it a long time that I had not laughed so much, lol, although ;-)
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Within all ... New Year, eh? What stress! New Year's Eve I feel ... I feel ... I do not know, I feel like a bull, right? When it's party looked around and I get the feeling that everyone is having a good, but me. Stress begins with dinner. That looks like a Grand Prix test:
You have to take red underpants, having some gold to get him into Lacopo, prepare the twelve grapes ... And tell them several times, because, as are all the same, you're wrong:
- One, two, three, four ... one, two, three, four, five, six ... This pocha and I told ... One, two ... seven, eight ... Hell, twenty twelve! Buck, bring the Rotring, which I shall number, as in the Bingo!
And your mother
- Will you come, they cool the shrimp?
That this is different: you have to eat everything on the table ... And before midnight!, Whereas, in the rush, rather than peeling shrimp, looks like you're defusing a bomb.
- Damn, the twelve least ten! Mom, I do not have time: make me a sandwich with pork, which is already finished Cruz y Raya!
And you're the only one who is overwhelmed, eh? No more than watching TV. There are Ana Obregon and Ramon Garcia, explaining how it works all over Spain a clock. Scared shitless if they are wrong:
- When the second hand is on twelve and great too .. shall be twelve. Damn, like every night!
- And then the ball will drop y. .. then come the quarters, will not start to eat the grapes, eh?
Let's see: we explain why a thousand times that we eat the grapes in the rooms and nobody tells us why the hell has to drop a ball? What kind of watch is that? When they finally arrive
twelve, in Spain you hear the same thing:
Cla, cla, cla, cla ... is the ball: cla, cla, cla ...
Din-don ...
- Oh no, they are the rooms!
Din-don ...
- Spitting are the rooms!
Din-don ...
- Pfbbbbbbbb ... What are what?
Din-don ...
- The rooms ...
Ton ...
- Now, now!
Ton ...
- A!
- No, we're on the second!
Ton ...
- Then I get two ...
Ton ...
- Six ...
- What do you mean six?
Ton ...
- Me no longer fit me more, eh?
Ton ..
- Hey, leave my grapes, you bastard!
Ton ...
- is that I've dropped one down!
Ton ...
- Bgrfds ...
Ton ...
- Bggggdffffff ...
Ton ...
- to me and I have no ...
Ton ...
- Bgggggdffffff ....
- Well, I left over four!
Ton ...
- Bfgggggggg, grounfffffff ...
And when finished, the whole family with a mouthful of spit, to give kisses:
- Happy New Year, eeeeeeeeeh, congratulations, grfdddfd ...
And the phone rings: riiiiiiiiiing!
- But hell! Already they are calling? Would not you expect?
- Well, I'm still on two ...
- Champagne, someone to open the Champagne!
But, well, you it seems logical to start the year as well? What stress
, really! But as New Year's Eve ... have the obligation to have fun. So after you go to a megaparty a place where, if they fit a thousand people, the owner has decided to put five thousand two hundred. Very good! Four thousand two hundred more than fit!
Stay on the street if you like, with the bald that t is falling! yes you enter. The good thing about going to a place so you can go either way.
to me last year I thought of everything. I was so calm, taking my cubatita of jug, when suddenly a guy behind me grabbed me and said,
- COOOOOOOOONGAAAAA !!!!!
And, of course, you're going to do, then tepones to dance ... That makes you an uncle in the bus and over the face! But as New Year's Eve ... ! For hala! And suddenly you turn around and take a hundred people hooked on your ass.

to see how escape from it! Because a conga is like a cult: it is very easy to enter but exit is very screwed. Because the casino is about twelve congas spinning at full speed ...
Well, I was driving my conga ... on my right, when suddenly, I see coming in the opposite direction suicide scrotumtightening a conga led by a fat guy with Viking helmet. I was going to burst, but as the congas not have no lights or anything ... Therefore, to avoid the collision, took a sharp turn to the right ... And I swallowed whole column of mirrors!
Total loss!
Twelve minor injuries and a shattered mirrors column. And I, with an eyebrow open on the floor I thought, shit!
And those, I fainted. Waking
was in the emergency room, surrounded by all my conga. Some still had not esenganchado, had been running behind the ambulance.
Well, the emergency room on New Years Eve, we must live them. If the room takes fifty people, the owner has got a hundred and fifty ... As the club. And there is also New Year's Eve, the orderly Moor wearing a hat, nurse Hawaiian necklace and you sew the eyebrow Dracula teeth, gives you confidence ... ! The guy says,
- What happened? With a motorcycle?
- No, with a conga.
- Ah, if they are going like crazy with the congas ...
When I left there I wanted to go home, but it was New Year's Eve, I ended up at eight o'clock with the eyebrow stitched in a bar ...
- Hey, gimme a chocolate with churros.
- Well, we just Nesquick and some Donus ... Is that the latter is the churros have taken a conga, brought a joke ...! There was a fat man wearing a viking helmet ... I do not say more! And that's what I tell clients: if you do not enjoy New Year's Eve, when are you going to enjoy?

HAPPY YEAR 2006

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hehee .. A new blog, which, although not a person who has done or is doing the MEBA, is very close to us ;-) So started a blog with a title related to the degree, although the topics of talk have nothing to do (for now, of course).

I discovered it is a person I know and I encouraged him that they should do a blog. The blog eeeeeeeeees: Blogs


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Saludooos!

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Hehehe, sorry for not writing at all these days, but between testing and delivery of work have gone a little with evil, jejejee ...

Well, newspaper Qué! news came a few days ago saying that the day 16 (yesterday) was the biggest day of business dinners in Spain, jejej ...

know who made dinner yesterday? "? Lol. The second class of MEBA along with some of the teachers! What wai! hehehe ... Well, this I know because you could Ali yesterday and said, hehe ..

As I have had to be an early riser because today I had to take some classes first thing, I commented:

The night was great. We went to dinner and then left for Zaragoza, with good atmosphere there was in the group do not get to stop to laugh and enjoy ourselves after a while we get together for drinks with the 3 rd edition, so I could see were looks very nice people! ;-)

The show did not stop flase toooda night, so now I'll get some fotillo not compromise a lot and we'll ...

jeje Besos to all!

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business dinners Fear The Bards

The Bards is a new group who have formed a Institute fellow. This is a band playing heavy-rock music (playing music or covers of their own), the time for games, but to improve and to make others can enjoy listening to your music as them playing it.

are currently six people, although it remains to be seen whether that number can be maintained. Chavi is a singer, Cristian drums, keyboard Alberto, my cousin Fernando on acoustic guitar, and brothers Fernando and Carlos on guitar and bass respectively. All of them have ever set foot in the conservatory in their lives as students, and attest that they play very well. Here I attach a few photos so that you see almost complete.






For those who want to continue the concerts of The Bard, I'll post on the blog the places that will touch, and the date (because I have first-hand with my brothers). Anyone interested in more information, you can request your personal space http://spaces.msn.com/members/avalonbards/ , or adding a comment on this article.

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I received years ago, I received it again today and as the friends to whom I sent it and read it laughed a lot, here goes: (I hope you have not received many of you)


Because let's see, you are at night in bed and hear a strange noise, what are you doing? I covers the sheet! Very good! What?, What the sheet is bulletproof? What if is a bad with a knife is not going to get through, you are going to turn the page? Man, please!

And when we get to look under the bed? Man, we already have an age! Moreover, assuming a murderer under the bed, looking forward what? That kills you before! Okay, great. Can you imagine that one day we were to meet someone under the bed? What would we say?:

"Good nocheeees ... What? Killing, right?
-A veeer ... you have to win the lentils.
- But man! Exit there is going to be cold. Walk, climb, which will take much fuzz asthma. Kill me in bed, it will be more comfortable.

Another stupid reaction to fear is to look inside the cabinet, which is the last straw. Because, let's see will anyone be a man in the closet? But if the day sheets do not know where to put all the clothes, how is going to get a guy in there? Another

situation. You hear a strange noise at home and get up, acojonao, in his underwear, and questions:

- Is there anybody there?

But what do you think that if someone is going to answer? The best is when you come to the conclusion that if someone can only be behind the bathroom door, because otherwise you have already registered and what are you doing? Came round slowly, mostly so that if there is someone, give you pleasure. Ay! Another

. Going in a car and suddenly, the driver begins to run as if Carlos Sainz, but Carlos Sainz and without, and you terrified. What are you doing? Typically, to protect yourself: you hold the plastic Asita there above the door. And can be printed if you want, you're going to Asita caught ... In this situation, what mothers do is grab the bag and put it forward, as if an airbag.

And when you bicycle down a slope and what is packed? What is wrong with you? Remove the feet. Very good, very smart! When you lose control of everything, also loose hands off the handlebars. That's right. But what do you think will happen? What are you going to fly like ET? When we going to get a shot, what do we do? Put your ass so hard that the needle bounces. We know that it hurts more, but we can not help it.

And the fear is that we encouraged to make an idiot after another: you have to go down to the garage and no light. Start thinking about ghosts or whether there will be someone hiding and what are you doing? Sing. Fear, I have fear, you do not know very biebebeben! That is, given more data. Launches a flare.

And what happens if you go down the street and suddenly you see someone and think you are going to hold? As you move the sidewalk. Surely if a mugger will think: "Shit, another who has crossed my sidewalk, what nochecita am." But why do this? What is it, that the robbers only dock on the sidewalk of the pairs?

Ay! The other day I was in the elevator with a woman who not aware of anything and suddenly the elevator was a stranger, "Brramb." What did the lady? Hold me! Is a typical reaction of women. They must think that men do not fall when you pick up a lift.

must not forget that together with our stupid reactions are those that have the body for its own account. One of them is shaking. If for example there is a thief in the house and hide under a blanket, the man has no trouble finding it. We put ourselves in position as a mobile vibrator.

Another stupid reaction is to stay paralyzed. If a car comes toward you and is about to atropellarte, this is all that happens to your body, be still.

More reactions the body has its own: scream. Of course, very logical. If you're frying an egg and pan turns you on what you think of? Scream. You get to scream like a madman,

- Let me burn the eggs!

And If another person joins you with their cries:

- That you burn the eggs!

But what do we want? "Turn off the heat to shout? Man, please!

And then there's scary shit. Is there anything more stupid and more useless shit scared? Well, yes, dying of fear.

Now, yes, I expect many years!

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not forget to be happy

As I promised in the previous post, I leave you with this letter of Pablo Neruda, published in the agenda of the parties San GYADBLE 2005.

He or she who does not travel, does not read, does not listen to music, who does not laugh at yourself.

dies lentamentequien destroys his own, who did not even try.

slowly dies who becomes the slave of habit, repeating every day the same path, who does not change brand, does not dare to change the color of their clothing or who would not talk to noconoce.

she who shuns passion and remolinode emotions, just those that recover the gleam from the eyes and restore the brokenhearted.

He or she who does not change when this unhappy life with his work or his love,

Who

insurance does not risk the uncertain to go after a dream he is not allowed, not even once in his life, away from sensible advice ...

lives today!

Hazards today!

Do it today!

not let yourself die slowly!

not prevent you from being happy!

A kiss for GYADBLE, today is your last day of holidays! (To see if I hang a picture, jejej)

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San GYADBLE 2005

2 to December 6 this year are being carried out the celebration of the feast of GYADBLE, group of friends who have a place in Huesca where together throughout the year, every year since 1991.

From here I want to congratulate them for their friendship remains and traditions that are part of the gang are not lost. So, friends during the year they are more difficult to stay with the group to make an exception and are celebrating their friendship with dinners, lunches, snacks and different activities, all with the desire to spend a very good morning all together.

A big kiss from here to all and to continue your friendship forever.

hang one of these days a very good writing (at least I liked a lot) is in your program of events and see if I can hang a fotillo to give you an idea. Greetings to

todooos!

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I forgot your birthday ... Against AIDS


The other day, reading Alicia's Blog Pac I noticed that the birthday of my blog, as it was at this time ... And yes! The blog turned 1 year 2 weeks ago (17 November) Article Blogging as an activity of the Master taught in Walqa. .. So just ask for forgiveness for forgetting your birthday ... This is to congratulate the date I think it will never be mine ...


;-) Anyway ... Greetings to all and sorry for the delay ... I'm a mess!

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Today is global disease that affects so many people and in which the methods of prevention can be as effective ...

wanted to ask you a question .. I've looked at the Google homepage and have not seen a logo that will bring this date .. I've done then is to look at the different logos of years within the past had appeared a red bow ... And no! I wonder because I found him last year ... I'm hallucinating or any of you saw it too ...

Anyway ... A greeting of solidarity and support to those affected. Do not forget that the suffering is not just this day ... Although I think it is a form of support ...