I received years ago, I received it again today and as the friends to whom I sent it and read it laughed a lot, here goes: (I hope you have not received many of you)
Because let's see, you are at night in bed and hear a strange noise, what are you doing? I covers the sheet! Very good! What?, What the sheet is bulletproof? What if is a bad with a knife is not going to get through, you are going to turn the page? Man, please!
And when we get to look under the bed? Man, we already have an age! Moreover, assuming a murderer under the bed, looking forward what? That kills you before! Okay, great. Can you imagine that one day we were to meet someone under the bed? What would we say?:
"Good nocheeees ... What? Killing, right?
-A veeer ... you have to win the lentils.
- But man! Exit there is going to be cold. Walk, climb, which will take much fuzz asthma. Kill me in bed, it will be more comfortable.
Another stupid reaction to fear is to look inside the cabinet, which is the last straw. Because, let's see will anyone be a man in the closet? But if the day sheets do not know where to put all the clothes, how is going to get a guy in there? Another
situation. You hear a strange noise at home and get up, acojonao, in his underwear, and questions:
- Is there anybody there?
But what do you think that if someone is going to answer? The best is when you come to the conclusion that if someone can only be behind the bathroom door, because otherwise you have already registered and what are you doing? Came round slowly, mostly so that if there is someone, give you pleasure. Ay! Another
. Going in a car and suddenly, the driver begins to run as if Carlos Sainz, but Carlos Sainz and without, and you terrified. What are you doing? Typically, to protect yourself: you hold the plastic Asita there above the door. And can be printed if you want, you're going to Asita caught ... In this situation, what mothers do is grab the bag and put it forward, as if an airbag.
And when you bicycle down a slope and what is packed? What is wrong with you? Remove the feet. Very good, very smart! When you lose control of everything, also loose hands off the handlebars. That's right. But what do you think will happen? What are you going to fly like ET? When we going to get a shot, what do we do? Put your ass so hard that the needle bounces. We know that it hurts more, but we can not help it.
And the fear is that we encouraged to make an idiot after another: you have to go down to the garage and no light. Start thinking about ghosts or whether there will be someone hiding and what are you doing? Sing. Fear, I have fear, you do not know very biebebeben! That is, given more data. Launches a flare.
And what happens if you go down the street and suddenly you see someone and think you are going to hold? As you move the sidewalk. Surely if a mugger will think: "Shit, another who has crossed my sidewalk, what nochecita am." But why do this? What is it, that the robbers only dock on the sidewalk of the pairs?
Ay! The other day I was in the elevator with a woman who not aware of anything and suddenly the elevator was a stranger, "Brramb." What did the lady? Hold me! Is a typical reaction of women. They must think that men do not fall when you pick up a lift.
must not forget that together with our stupid reactions are those that have the body for its own account. One of them is shaking. If for example there is a thief in the house and hide under a blanket, the man has no trouble finding it. We put ourselves in position as a mobile vibrator.
Another stupid reaction is to stay paralyzed. If a car comes toward you and is about to atropellarte, this is all that happens to your body, be still.
More reactions the body has its own: scream. Of course, very logical. If you're frying an egg and pan turns you on what you think of? Scream. You get to scream like a madman,
- Let me burn the eggs!
And If another person joins you with their cries:
- That you burn the eggs!
But what do we want? "Turn off the heat to shout? Man, please!
And then there's scary shit. Is there anything more stupid and more useless shit scared? Well, yes, dying of fear.
Now, yes, I expect many years!
